Showing posts with label Indian Politicians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indian Politicians. Show all posts

Monday, November 28, 2011

Confused Janta Party (CJP)


How would you react if things you planned to do or would have done, given a chance, is done by someone else?
?

And what if, that 'someone else' is someone you label as your 'adversary'?

Would you be angry?
Flummoxed?
Surprised?
or Confused?

123 Nuclear Deal with the US, Oil prices deregulation, FDI in Retail, &...
Something striking?

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

NeMari TJ: New Virus Discovered


A new virus (NeMari TJ), claimed to be responsible for sudden and unprecedented illness of Indian politicians has been discovered recently.

A team of scientists, medical professionals, psychologists, social scientists, HR experts, legal experts, anthropologists, biologists, Facebookers, and housekeeping experts working non-stop for the last 3650 days has made this discovery.

Though no explanation has so far been given about keeping such a name for the virus, it is believed that NeMari  stands for Neta ki biMari (Illness of the Politician). TJ stands for Tihar & other Jails, though some may think that it stands for Tihar Jail. ( PS: The reason that Tihar Jail was chosen for the name was because most housekeeping experts came from Tihar Jail, where the effect of NeMari TJ is likely to be pronounced).

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The Conspirationist

I was not really sure whether there actually was a word like "conspirationist", but when MS Word highlighted the word in red, I knew that my hunch was right. There is no such word as that.
But even if there isn't a word like that, it is the word which best captures the state of mind which is common to most Indians , including me : belief in the theory of conspiracy !
We always strive to find the conspiracy behind every statement, every act, every gesture, and every something !