I Love Me

I am the Chief Minister of an Indian state.

The largest Indian state.

I have to 'make it large'.

I am the King of my state.

Oh, sorry !

Did I just say King?

Actually I am the Queen of my state.

Queen of the largest state in India.

I don't care if somebody loves me or not.

I love it

I love myself.

I love me.

Some believe I am the representative of Dalits.

Some others believe that I represent not a community, but an entire state.

There are some others who see me as a woman representing women of my state.

But I don't buy all that trash.

Loads of trash.

I don't represent anyone else but me.

I represent myself.

I don't give it a damn about anything else.

This whole country (and to a large extent this whole world) is a sort of Jungle with all sorts of animals roaming around.

But I am not content with being called a Lioness or a Lion.

Not content with being labelled as the Tiger or the Tigress.

Those are all too 'small' for me.

Additionally, they are who they appear to be.

I am the Elephant.

Or to be more accurate, I am the She- Elephant.

Some consider elephants as being silent, some consider them violent.

This is the whole beauty of it.

No one knows who I am inside.

I know me.

I am the She-Elephant

I am bigger than all.

I am heavier than all.

I have made it large.

I am larger than life.

And as everyone knows, when a elephant walks, little insects and ants are bound to suffer.

So I again don't give a damn if someone suffers in my state while I am on my way.

Some worship nature.

Many others worship God.

I worship myself.

If there can be statues of umpteen Gods of different religions, what is the harm if I have one of my own?

When there is a Statue of Liberty in the United States of America, what is the big deal if I have one of my own here in United Pradesh (or Uttar Pradesh as you may like)?

I will worship myself.

I want to see my self wherever I go.

I am also not content with one city or one state.

I want to see myself everywhere I go.

I want to be omnipotent.

One last thing.

I am not satisfied with being the Queen of one state.

One state is too small for me.

I want to be the Prime Minister of the Indian State.

And then I(and my handbag) will be everywhere.